Thought for the day
Have you ever wondered if the dollar bills in your purse or wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day! Always remember to wash your hands after handling...
View ArticleSuper Bowl
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, he noticed that the seat next to him was empty. He asked the man on the other side of the empty seat whether anyone was sitting...
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Our Gang
The Our Gang Curse Alfalfa -- Carl Switzer was shot to death at age 31. Chubby --... Our Gang
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Pantyhose
PANTYHOSE RIDDLE Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? Now, think about it... answer: 10 little piggy's, ... Pantyhose
View ArticleStressful
It's all just the level ofstress. You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. But at the hospital , they say she...
View ArticleBetter Days
I'll bet he's had better days. YACHT DELIVERY 85' custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 state rooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines,...
View ArticleTough Biker
A tough looking gang of bikers were out riding when they spotted an attractive young lady about to jump off a bridge - so they stopped. The gang leader, a big burly guy, gets off his bike and says,...
View ArticleCostco
MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purinadog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had...
View ArticleIs Sex Work???
A U.S.Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, the young colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained...
View Articlewrong email
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic...
View Articlewho shops at Walmart
These are the latest from Wal-Mart shoppers���HELLLLLPPPPPP! ... who shops at Walmart
View ArticleThe Longest password
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why she had such a long password, she...
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Walmart cont...
SERIOUSLY???? You have GOT to be KIDDING ME?? I have no words?.. ... Walmart cont...
View ArticleSouthern Lawyer
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?' 'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer. 'And now someone is...
View ArticleWarning Labels
Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ...
View ArticleTeachers
We need more teachers like this. A former Sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started he injured his back. He was...
View ArticleMarriage
Three friends married women from different parts of the country. The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,...
View ArticleMaxine
Maxine Took her car to her mechanic. She Told him 'Every time I Take any of my friends out in my car, After a While there is this terrible smell !! .. It never Happens... Maxine
View Articlethe computer is down
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week,...
View ArticleWould u marry again?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE:"What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely...
View Articlecan u say DUH
POMPANO BEACH, Fla. – It took 60 rescuers two hours to free a member of the Austrian Olympic swim team who was buried in sand up to his neck on Florida's Pompano Beach. Authorities say the...
View ArticleNew Health Care Plan.....
Some people who need medical care but can't afford it go to the emergency room. Others just hope they'll get better. James Richard Verone robbed a bank. Earlier this month, Verone, a 59-year-old...
View ArticleSeriously
A man had to be cut out of a baby swing. A 21-year-old man in Vallejo, Calif., took his friends up on a bet that landed him in the hospital but likely bruised his ego more than anything else. The man...
View ArticleDonkey
A Zimbabwean man has told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday. "I think...
View ArticleHarlequin Novel, Updated.... 2011 Version:
He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a...
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Zawr Serve and Protect
Today one of our leaders Zawr served 2 warrants one did not when well..
View ArticleThe Broccoli joke!
Dunno why this made me laugh so hard but it did. Had to pass it on...
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Cards against humanity
Post the funniest combos you've seen or have played from this hilarious card game here is one of mine.
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